JESSUS. 18. West London. In order to gain my Tumblr affection you must defeat my seven evil ex-followers.

My life, as told by Merlin Jobst.I swear to god, the day I actually manage to see Tall Ships play ‘Vessels’ live, I’m going to weep. Hysterically. It’ll make my experience with The Antlers seem like a manly game of rugby.
My life, as told by - oh no wait, I’ve TOTALLY SEEN TALL SHIPS PLAY VESSELS AND IT WAS AMAZING
My life, as told by Merlin Jobst.